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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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