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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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