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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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