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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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