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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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