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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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