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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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