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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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