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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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