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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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