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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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