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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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