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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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