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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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