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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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