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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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