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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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