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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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