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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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