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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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