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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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