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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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