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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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