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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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