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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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