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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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