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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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