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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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