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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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