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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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