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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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