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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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