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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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