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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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