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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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