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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Yoda eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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