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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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