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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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