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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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