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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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