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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Bilbo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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