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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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