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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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