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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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