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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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