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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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