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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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