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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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