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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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