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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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