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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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