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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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