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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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