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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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