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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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