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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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