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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
canary 🦜
Dixie
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
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an ostrich 🐦
a wild boar 🐗
a hippo 🦛
a turkey 🦃
a pufferfish 🐡
a hyena 🐺
a crocodile 🐊
an elephant 🐘
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