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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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