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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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