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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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