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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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