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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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