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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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