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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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