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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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