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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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