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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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